EVERYTHING WRONG WITH ULTIMATE ALIEN: Duped

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH ULTIMATE ALIEN: Duped

1. “People acting totally normal while crazy crap is going on” cliché.
2. How are Forever Knights getting the funding for tanks and weaponry? Are there sponsor companies that take stealing alien/magic technology that seriously?
3. Rath pulls a cellphone out of thin air.
4. Forever Knights somehow quietly slip away from Rath. That’s unforgivable even for Rath.
5. The museum, the stadium, and the later mentioned theater are literally in a rock’s throwing distance of each other. How convenient.
6. Yama-MOO-to?
7. Ben somehow jumps from menace to “teen sensation” in between episodes
8. I’m no expert when it comes to sports, but I don’t think announcers are allowed to make this much ruckus over a celebrity appearance during a game.
9. Running into the playing field is also improper etiquette
10. Cloned audience is totally okay with three teenagers arguing in a tennis court in the middle of a championship.
11. Also, cloned audience.
12. “Ben Tennyson tore inta tiny pieces” No, I counted three, one of which is in the pond.
13. “Requiring a hands-on approach” apparently does not involve the oodles of alien tech the Knights collect.
14. Hasn’t there already been several implied Sumo Slammers movies out already?
15. Remember kids, favorite TV show-turned-movies in 3D are way more important than relationships.
16. Ben’s middle name is Kirby.
17. Shouldn’t the Omnitrix have sucked all three Echo Echos back together before returning Ben into a human again, like it did with Ditto?
18. Apparently “three hours until finals” doesn’t actually last three hours in this world.
19. Kevin doesn’t question Ben clones.
20. Missions aren’t so much as important to Kevin as much as it is an excuse to hit something to kill time.
21. Kevin doesn’t mind the eerily nice Ben.
22. If Urian was so concerned about not getting their cover blown, why didn’t they just go underground in the first place instead of using a plasma tank?
23. Foam fingers.
24. More annoying paparazzi clichés
25. Pink-shirted fangirl looks like Ben’s mom as a teenager
26. Black-haired fan, you can stop creeping now.
27. Canon Bevin fodder
28. Sumo slammer hats
29. ALL HAIL SUMO SLAMMERS (by simultaneously jumping from your seat)
30. Drill goes through an already drilled hole.
31. “They can burn a hole through ten feet of solid.” Solid… what? Brick? Stone? Marshmallow?
32. Humungosaur of the Opera
33. “Oh, now I’m a lackey??” By this show’s standards, sadly yes.
34. Aztec painting of a battle suit looks more like a playable figure from the Cartoon Network game TKO, which was probably intentional.
35. Also, Aztec battle suit.
36. This museum has the suckiest security system in existence. Scratch that, it flat out doesn’t have one. Is it being guarded by the two guys feeding the pidgeons?
37. Does taking a Do Not Touch sign off an exhibit count as touching the exhibit?
38. Activation stone is conveniently placed next to the conveniently added-in battle suit wall. Care to explain this one, Man of Action?
39. MIGHTY MORPHIN’ POWER KNIIIIIIGHTS~!
40. “A parting gift left for the Aztecs by a race of aliens.” And yet there’s not a Giorgio Tsoukalos joke used here?
41. Chocolate wasn’t invented yet, specifically. That would be cocoa beans.
42. Ben uses a cell phone in the middle of a movie. That’s a sin regardless.
43. In the Ben 10 world, being encased in ice can’t kill you or have any ill effects.
44. That armor doesn’t look like metal at all. In fact, wasn’t it part of a brick/stone wall?
45. Sometimes there is such a thing as being too honest, especially after you almost made amends with your girlfriend.
46. Aren’t there missing aliens that need to be found?

TOTAL SINS: 46
SENTENCE: Humungosaur’s singing.